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We’ve teamed up with some of our favourite brands to bring you six limited edition gift bundles – for explorers, botanists, campfire gatherers and all those in search of a bit of mystery 

The apothecary bundle

We’re delighted to team up with Kindred + Wild to offer a rejuvenating selection of balms and oils to keep the winter chills at bay. This bundle includes two copies of Ernest, a healing lemon + lavender balm, lavender + chamomile oil and one piece of ‘Holy Wood’, an incense stick derived from the Frankincense tree. £30

The lost explorer's bundle

For the intrepid at heart. We’ve teamed up withYorkshire leather crafters HÔRD to bring you a gift bundle inspired by the rugged topography of the Three Peaks. The bundle includes two copies of Ernest and a leather key fob with an etching of the contours of Ben Nevis, Snowdon or Scafell Pike. £35

The botanist's bundle

The perfect gift for an aspiring botanist, this gift set includes a copy of Ernest, an Art of Instruction paperback notebook (based on ‘Jung-Koch-Quentell’ charts, originally illustrated in the late 1800s) and Green Tea soap courtesy of our friends at Eastern Biological. £17.50

The Firepot bundle

Ernest is proud to present a gift bundle for those who love to peer down a misty mountain summit, raft through icy cold rapids or spend starry nights by a crackling fire. This bundle comprises two copies of Ernest and two pouches of slow-cooked grub courtesy of FIREPOT by Outdoorfood. (Meat, veggie or vegan options available). £25

The Mysterium bundle

Add a touch of the unknown to your Christmas stocking with a copy of Ernest and our brand new book The Mysterium: Unexplained and extraordinary stories for a post-Nessie generation. £20



The completish bundle

The perfect way to introduce your friends to Ernest this Christmas, this gift set contains issues 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6, plus our first book The Odditorium and our latest book The Mysterium plus an Ernest gift card. £75 



The slow adventure calendar 2018

Plan a whole year of adventure with this A5 clipboard calendar, featuring 12 remarkable images taken for Ernest over the past year. The calendar comprises of a clipboard and hook for hanging on the wall, plus 12 sheets of recycled, uncoated paper. At the end of each month, you can cut out the  picture postcard and write home to share your adventures. £10

The slow adventure calendar bundle

A 2018 slow adventure calendar plus an Ernest Journal issue of your choice. £20

Gift guide: gently rugged carry goods

We are proud to introduce one of our sponsors Rural Kind: makers of simple, functional and gently rugged waxed canvas and leather carry goods for everyday adventuring, handcrafted in the hills of Wales

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Key Carry
A sturdy and dependable strap for carrying your keys, with a brass stud fastening for attaching to a belt or bag. Handmade with oak bark tanned leather and solid brass hardware. £28

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Roll-top Rucksack
Rugged enough for the hills, handsome enough for the city. This refined roll-top design is made with heavyweight waxed canvas and Devon leather. £250

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Glasses Case
Be kind to your eyewear with this strong, refined and protective glasses case. Made by hand in our rural workshop from rich and characterful oak bark tanned leather. £89

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Utility Bag
For everyday adventures, carrying tools, loading with books or filling with fresh groceries. Strong, durable and handcrafted from waxed canvas and oak bark tanned leather. £190

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Card Wallet
A simple and functional two pocket wallet for carrying a few cards and some notes. Crafted from oak bark tanned leather and hand-stitched with a waxed linen thread. £36

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For city strolls, gentle rides and everyday rambles. This waxed canvas and leather cross-body bag is our gently rugged take on the classic cyclist’s musette. £129

To find out more about Rural Kind, visit our Directory

The Mysterium: Unexplained and extraordinary stories for a post-Nessie generation

We’ve got a new book out! Co-authored by editor Jo Keeling and David Bramwell, and designed by the Ernest team, The Mysterium explores 40 compelling mysteries, oddities and remarkable tales for the modern age.

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”
Douglas Adams The Hitch-hikers The Guide to the Galaxy

In 2015, Guinness World Record holder, Steve Feltham, hung up his binoculars and headed home. For 24 years, living in a loch-side caravan in Scotland, he had waited for a sighting of the Loch Ness Monster until reaching the inevitable conclusion that it was, in all likelihood, a catfish.

Nowadays, many of us feel nostalgic for a more innocent age when we pored over compendiums of ‘the unexplained’. Arthur C Clarke’s Mysterious World and Reader’s Digest Mysteries of the Unexplained beguiled us with tales of spontaneous human combustion and blurry photos of Nessie, flying saucers and Big Foot.

But while a lack of credible proof in our digital age casts doubt over such stories, The Mysterium: Unexplained and extraordinary stories for a post-Nessie generation (Hodder & Stoughton, 5 Oct 2017) sets out to prove that the world is just as mysterious as it ever was, it’s just a question of adjusting our gaze.

Co-authored by Ernest editor Jo Keeling and David Bramwell, with a host of guest writers and foreword by Dan Schreiber (No Such Thing As A Fish), The Mysterium delves into such tales as…

Strange fruit

Explore the stories behind trap streets and Mountweazels – fictitious entries hiding in dictionaries, maps and encyclopaedias. Investigate the meaning behind the Toynbee Tiles – 600 linoleum tiles embedded in roads across the USA and South America, bearing the message ‘resurrect dead on planet Jupiter’? And unravel the story of Panacea’s Box, which is said to contain the secrets of humanity’s future happiness; once opened, the problems of the world will dissolve. So why the heckers haven’t we opened it?

 Reproduced with permission from Kendall Whitehouse. 

Reproduced with permission from Kendall Whitehouse. 

Ghosts in the machine

Eschewing the monsters and enigmas of the past, The Mysterium delves into new mysteries created in our interconnected, digital age, arguing that – rather than debunking mysteries – the internet has become a breeding ground for new mystery. Born of a 2009 competition to ‘create paranormal images’, Slenderman’s mythology manifested within the space of ten days. Five years later, a ghoul created entirely on the internet started claiming real-life victims. To lighten things up a touch, meet the trickster whose Gumtree ad – about a man in search of a tenant willing to dress as a walrus in return for free rent – inspired a horror film.

Are we not human?

Travel to the Melanesian island where residents worship Prince Philip as a volcano God. Ponder the rise of the mirage men – whether US government used mythology to cover up their advanced technology. And enter the bizarre world of Chuck Tingle – the cult, self-published, pseudonymous author who started penning stories about steamy encounters with dinosaurs and unicorns before moving on to anthropomorphised objects and even concepts.

 Photo: Christopher Hogue Thompson

Photo: Christopher Hogue Thompson

Strange sounds & spooky transmissions

Tune in to mysterious coded transmissions on shortwave radio. Look into reports of the Hum – a low-frequency, untraceable buzz that has been plaguing residents of Bristol, Taos New Mexico and other cities around the globe since the 1940s. Meet The Residents, the world’s most mysterious band, and contemplate why the world’s worst orchestra threw in the towel.


If we see films as a cultural expression of our inner anxieties, then it’s clear that abnormal weather and mysterious atmospheric phenomena tap into a primal fear. Perhaps it’s down to the very real threat of climate change or the fact that so much of what happens in our oceans is still unexplained. Investigate geomagnetic storms that can blow up pylons and wipe our bank accounts; balls of electricity that appear inside plane cabins and float down the aisle and dark lightning that shoots gamma rays into space so powerful it can blind sensors on satellites and create anti-matter. Plus, the Bermuda Triangle of Space, rogue waves that slice freighters in half and cats that can predict death!

 Photo: NASA

Photo: NASA

Mind games

According to the old playground proverb, sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me. That proverb dates to the Victorian era, a time not noted for its emotional intelligence. Here in the hyper-connected 21st century, sticks and stones are seriously outgunned by the damaging power of words. According to one interpretation of a thought experiment called Roko’s Basilisk, simply hearing or reading about it will cause you to be unendurably tortured until the end of time. Meanwhile in Japan, a million youngsters are withdrawing from human contact. Explore strange tales of culture-bound syndromes, from semen-loss anxiety to Hikikomori. Plus, the disturbing story of 116 expatriated men from Cambodia, who died in their sleep within months of arriving in the USA.

The really creepy stuff

Why do human feet keep washing up on the same beaches in British Columbia? Will we soon be able to download our brains and live as a brain in a jar? And just to doubly make sure you don’t sleep at night – why not explore new ways of looking at our imminent destruction from a computer virus that could polish off the human race to self-reinforcing AI robots that could accidentally turn increasingly large chunks of the observable universe into paperclips. Sweet dreams.

Co-authored by Jo Keeling and David Bramwell. Foreword by Dan Schreiber (No Such Thing As A Fish). Designed by Tina Smith and Johnathan Montelongo. Guest writers John Higgs, Brendan C. Byrne, Matt Iredale, Leila Johnston, Jen Rowe, Mark Pilkington and Ian 'Cat' Vincent. 

Pick up your copy of The Mysterium: Unexplained and extraordinary stories for a post-Nessie generation on Amazon and in all good bookstores.

Diving into the World's End (a photo story)

Immerse yourself in the nutrient-rich waters of the Galápagos, explore the sheer edges of old volcanos and gently drift in the current alongside native Pacific green turtles. Scroll down for some of our favourite shots that didn't make it into the latest issue, captured by Graeme Owsianski

On 9 April 1925, marine biologist William Beebe became the first person to dive in Galápagos. His head enclosed in a cumbersome copper helmet, he sucked air through a garden hose wedged by his right ear. Beebe had been practising in the New York Aquarium, but nothing could prepare him for how it felt to sit below the surface, “wishing for a dozen eyes, so filled was the sea with strange living things.” As the sun’s rays shone down “as though through the most marvellous cathedral”, many never before seen creatures swam over to look at this curious visitor, whose helmet revolved like “some strange sort of owl”. Triggerfish took nips at him, “the strangest little blenny in the world... five inches long and mostly all head” stared in through the glass and an octopus poured over a rock “like some horrid viscid fluid in animal form”.

Since then, these waters have attracted many more pioneers – marine geologists photographed hydrothermal vents in the ocean floor in the 1970s, and lantern bearing anglerfish made their startling debut after being dredged from the depths. Ninety years on, exploring this underwater world still feels like you’re drifting into our last frontier...

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A glossary of seafaring terms

From "knucker" to "knockarse", historian Chris Hare is your guide to fisherman's words past and present

 Illustration: Joe McLaren

Illustration: Joe McLaren

bexhill bunny (noun)

A term used on-board instead of saying ‘rabbits’, which was considered unlucky. Prolonged periods of bad weather meant that fishermen were forced to stay on shore and hunt for rabbits. 

gipper (noun)

Slime that oozes out of newly caught fish. 

hoggie (noun)

A Sussex fishing boat, particularly associated with Brighton. 

knockarse (noun)

A boat with a flat stern, like a hoggie. 

knucker (noun)

A legendary dragon that lived in the spring-fed pools found on the coastal plain of Sussex, known as knucker holes. 

mace (noun)

A dialect word for credit, e.g. “How did you afford your new nets?”, “Oh, I bought them on the mace.” 

shay (noun)

A bright misty haze or halo seen at night, often associated with supernatural apparitions. 

shraves (noun)

The dips in the chalk cliffs as seen from the sea, the truncated valleys of the the South Downs, e.g.The Seven Sisters. 

silver darlings (noun)

Fishermen’s slang for herring. A good catch of herring was worth a great deal to fishermen, equal in value to nets of silver. 

whale (noun)

A name for a fisherman’s apron. 

Chris Hare's book The Secret Shore and CD South Coast Songs and Shanties is available to buy at secretshore.org.uk.

This glossary originally featured in issue six of Ernest Journal, on sale now.

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